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1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.
Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"
Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"
when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it
Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!
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When you can see what's coming.
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
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Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.
Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.
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when somebody shoves their entire arm through a burrito, then proceeds to make moaning noises as they eat it off their arm. :)
Mary got an amazing burrito sleeve last night, wink wonk huehuehue ;)
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A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.
Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.
N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.
Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
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