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John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
The wholesome kind of hug where one person lies on the stomach of the other, much like otters do when their float on water holding their young
"did you get up to anything racy last night??"
"nah, we just cuddled and he gave me the best otter hug"
A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
Hairy Otter is the best!!!
A man you masterbates while laying on his back and ejaculates all over his own stomach/chest.
I walked in on Barry cumming on himself! What a dirty otter!
a gay person that can be funny but annoying.
Your mental process is like otter kings
🦦 hands folded, looking at you with judgement ..u said something stupid, or something that’ll rile a girl up.. and all she can do is blank stare .. (me I am girl)
Is the sky blue?
Me: 🦦 what you think? (Blank stare)
Otter emoji.
A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms
“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”