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Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.
Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss
When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart
Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again
A fidget toy specifically designed to help you smile. Made out of glass by Eran Park.
When I’m sad I play with my pocket pals and everything just gets better.
A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.
If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.
You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of
Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!
Licking from front to back in one swift motion.
When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”