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a handjob
"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"
Stinky ass bitch that smells like tuna and has no life nor any ass
Dude do u smell Ella Palmer!?
A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.
Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer
hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?
yeah hes a fucking cunt
what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10
omg is that pippa palmer? no it’s just a whale!
The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.
I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(
Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.
Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy