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Leona Palmer

Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.

I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!

by Emma Seijas March 28, 2022


Ellie Palmer

Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.

She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.

by Reubenskinio March 27, 2022


ghetto palmer

When you mix cheap beer with orange juice

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!

by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017


powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates April 4, 2018


Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021


golden palmer

women who are great at handjobs

my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer

by bj11558 March 13, 2014


palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023