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-How is your relationship with your boyfriend?
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta
My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex
Since pasta has protein in it makes girls have a big arse and tits🍝
*sees a girl tweaking with a nice arse and tits
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝
Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein
Pasta, something realt yummy and you eat it. It comes from heaven. Tastes like heaven. Is heaven.
- Where do you come from?
- I come from pasta.
A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.
"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.
Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!
cheesey pasta. serves 3. fucking it serves me
THERES NO RED BOX CHEESY PASTA!
THAT ONE? SHIT!