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This is when someone does an act that is so cute, that it can only be connected to something else to show the severity of the cuteness.
Maddox: I just killed you in halo bro!
Robert: Oh ya I wasn’t looking :/
Maddox: Cuteness peaches
2 Junior Chickens is less calories than a big mac.
Did you see Brady's Peach? Yeah its on the Mcdonald's diet.
This is the act of a guy completely shaving his nuts and surrounding areas. Spreading peach lotion in his.......In waiting of a head session.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.
p1:He called me! So, When I got to his house he smiled at me giggled. I asked him whats up and he droped to his birthday.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.
Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.
A corruption of the phrase free speech primarily used to mock folks when they selectively blow up minor affronts into supposed "free speech" outrages, e.g. "I can't thumbs down this yiff porn video? THIS IS CENSORSHIP! What about my free speech?"
Etymology: May've been originally used by anti-social justice folks to mock social justice folks. Now often used by social justice folks (and others) to mock anti-social justice folks being selectively upset at alleged "free speech" affronts, especially when it's at the expense of being upset at substanative threats to free speech. Also see #freezepeach and Free Speech Warrior.
Oh, come on now! You got ignored on Twitter. You still have your free speech. You can say what you want. Stop complaining about "But MUH Freeze Peach!"
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Some one who is in the age of puberty. But does not have the abillity grow pubic hair leaving them with peach fuzz on there balls, is often associated with a baby face
Guy 1: Dude I saw Riley’s junk yesterday total peach pouch
Guy 2: well he has a baby face so it matches
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one who can store an infinite amount of turnips in her concrete vagina
Mario: Oh shit, princess peach is gonna hit me with one of her vagina turnips.
Captain Falcon: Nope, looks like a vagina Bo-omb this time.
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a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.
Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-
Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."
Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."
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