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The highest concemation of a couple's love illustrated by the male unloading his man juice all over the females neck and breastal region, hence the name "pearl necklace". The woman then procedes to gasp and moan shortly after or face the prospect of a load in her mouth.
Man A: "I really want to buy a ring for my girlfriend"
Man B: "Fuck it, just give her a pearl necklace, that does the job"
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the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.
Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.
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A vibrator/dildo that is a falis with an extra clitoris stimulator. This extra part is made to lightly grab the clitoris while the vibrator/dildo is inside of the vagina.
Although she likes regular dildos, her favorite is her pearl panther.
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1. noun, a fart that barely seems like fart at all, is silent, but smells like the gut dumpster behind a slaughterhouse on a hot summer's day after someone has already given you a dirty sanchez. The farter often barely recognizes that he/she has released a black pearl until they themselves are caught up in its swath of destruction. The black pearl also refers to the apparent tiny volume that the fart occupies. 1cc of black pearl gas is roughly equivalent to an equal volume of VX nerve gas in the amount of panic and terror it can create.
1. I was in a meeting today and thought I'd let a little one slip, but I totally forgot about the onion rings I had the night before...bad move, total black pearl. There was a box with my name on it when I got back to my desk.
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Asia's Pearl of the Orient is the Philippines.
The Pearl of the Orient holds the best looking folk in the Orient. Want proof Google this PHILIPPINES: THE PEARL OF THE ORIENT
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When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.
Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?
Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.
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The art of blowing your load around someone’s neck to simulate a pearl necklace.
Sanjaya loves his new fabulous pearl necklace.
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