A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys
Pedro is saying the n-word again
The shortest kid ever that has never gotten a girl
Pedro is someone who when you first meet is the worst person ever to you. Then somewhere down the road Pedro becomes someone you can't live without. He is someone who 50/50 smart and dumb. But truly he's someone who will stay by your side. He also brings out the best in you.
You know you and Pedro bring out the best in each other.
Diverting the interest of a desirable female away from a competing male, specifically after the competing male had put in a significant amount of time building a rapport with this female.
LVG had been speaking to this girl months, she finally agreed to go out for dinner and drinks with him last night. Mourinho ran into them at the bar and did a Pedro
the guy that was hella loyal to me and hella freaky with me i made out with him by a math class i miss him so much like bae come back
me: i miss Pedro
my friends: STFU AB HIM