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A Pina Colada who will try to irritate you to death.
I hate Pedro
a dancing raccoon who people use as a meme format
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO
bro i just saw the best astronomical pedro meme
The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.
OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!
Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea
Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
Pedro is the internet's hot slutty daddy.
Hey have you seen Pedro? he's in a very daddy mood today.
Pedro is best.
You: you heard about Pedro?
me: yea Pedro is best.