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When you slurp something down your gullet without chewing
Person 1: Aww, man, what should I do with this food? I don't know the best way to eat it.
Person 2: When in doubt, just pop it down like a peeled grape. It's great! Or should I say, grape? Laughs maniacally.
Person 1: ...
A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.
Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P
a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever
peele joke:
Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?
To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.
Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.
A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.
Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.
Performing oral sex on a woman.
Bryce said, "baby I want to peel your flower and then plant my seed.