When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush
When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.
My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.
twerking out of depression and sadness
he was pity twerking at the funeral
Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.
I pity the fool who threads on me.
You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him