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ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching
So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.
To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face
I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.
Business men are to formal to plank.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.