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its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...
-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.
You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.
the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.
james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw
a derogatory term for an obese person.
I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.
A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO