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Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.
Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper
Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way
Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.
Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!
not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
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Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
There are two uses.
1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.
2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"
2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
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A kinky version of a sugar daddy.
"yo man hows it going with your prison daddy"
"Oh hell naw your prison daddy has found you again"
"man your prison daddy is into some kinky shit"
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Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube
Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual
Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others
Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.
Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.
Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.
Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
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