twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall

Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell

prison brew

Strong ass coffee to get people up and moving. No frills or crazy flavors.

Is this regular coffee or prison brew? Because we are going to need some prison strength coffee to get through this day.

prison reid

Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.

Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper

Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way

Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)

1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."

13👍 7👎

Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

4👍 1👎

Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.

Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!

4👍 1👎