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california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 10, 2021


yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne July 1, 2022


raisin check

In kick boxing; a half kick to the groin area, grazing the scrotum.
Origins: Shazbot, 2013

Ala and Omar were tussling after a night of drinking, Omar channeling his Ong-Back went for a round house kick but only could get a raisin check on Ala.

by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013


Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017


Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!

Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?

by greguniverse October 5, 2020


B Raisin G

A form of 'a raisin g' more of an alternative to 'god bless' when saying goodbye but can also be used when greeting a friend

Pronounced: 'Be raisin G' in a slight Jamacian accent with a hint of British roadman

Kyle: 'Ayyyy B Raisin G'
Colin: 'My g I b raisin'

by John flick's apprentice November 22, 2021


anus raisin

Any person that's acting like a shit-head. Comparing someone to a turd.

"Hey dude, knock off the shitty attitude. You're acting like a real anus raisin"

by GEET March 4, 2014