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when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
K&K RECORDS is an indiependent non-profit record label founded in Sweden.
I'd love to get signed by K&K RECORDS
When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors
“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.
"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins
v: to change your boy's "sex playlist" for him while he is engaged in intercourse
I needed to "Flip his Record" last night because I know he likes to slam to Beyonce after 1a.m.