natural human reaction to a hostile and mysterious universe.
In the early days man used religion to try and explain weather and other phenomena which were out of the reach of human understanding at that time.
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an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
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an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins
hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!
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An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.
Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"
Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."
Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
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A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.
Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
RELIGION:
Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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The first lesson of being a Con artist
Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!
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The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others
"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."
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