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right-wing brain rot

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.

Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.

by Nihilistic July 13, 2023

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Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot

A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth

Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...

by Beef Titan 69 March 31, 2022

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swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020


rot maxxing

Rotting at your fullest.
You empty worthless piece of shit

“Dude, can’t do nothing rn man, I am rot maxxing.”

by Unforeseen Tragedy April 4, 2024


Dry-rotted

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.

Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.

by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021


genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.

“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot”

by I hate skibidi toilet November 16, 2023


Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 14, 2020