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right-wing brain rot

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.

Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.

by Nihilistic July 13, 2023

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Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot

A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth

Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...

by Beef Titan 69 March 31, 2022

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swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020


dew rot

You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.

I have dew rot.

Why?

I drank too much dew bro.

by cassieainsley February 16, 2014


Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023


Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.

Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."

by Fzx911 April 3, 2017


rotting away

When you get baked as fuck

Bruh he's rotting away

by bh200arv1 April 23, 2019

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