Rule 13

Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.

P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?

P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.

P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?

P2: Google it.

P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...

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Unspoken Rule

The Rules of Man
These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men

rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl

rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK

rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl

rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.

rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors

rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy

Guy 1: I totally cheated on my girlfriend last night

Guy 2: Asshole.. You broke an Unspoken Rule

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Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

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Rule 36A

An addition to Rule 36, this rule states that, if there is a fetish for anything, then therefore anything must be porn, at least to someone. To simplify: It is not necessary for a subject to contain sexual content in order to be classified as "porn", according to Rule 36. To simplify further: Everything is porn.

Person 1: Man, the internet is crazy. I bet there's even Holocaust porn out there.

Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.

Person 1: What? Seriously?

Person 2: Rule 36A.

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Rule of Society

When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.

That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.

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Rule 88

If it exists, there's a furry version of it

Check out this awesome rule 88 pic of Rammstein as foxes!

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rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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