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When a man's penis is visible through his clothing - defined specifically by a shadow of the glans (head) but also the shaft. Usually most visible when wearing grey sweatpants commando or with loose underwear. But can also be spotted when wearing just tighty whities or just tight boxers (too tight and everything gets squashed together and the shadow becomes a smooth bulge). Sometimes visible in swimwear but often there's too much bagginess going on to see any definition.
Why it's important: It's an arousing reminder of what's down there. Quite like when a woman's nipples are visible through her top.
When you double take an unattractive guy as he walks passed and you have to explain: "I don't actually think he's hot... he just had really good penis shadow."
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when a man hovers around women like he's their shadow.Often times thay are perverts and are horny, but they don't make actual moves they just stand there and follow.
person 1: hey let's get something to eat
person 2: dude we can't our buddy is chick shadowing over there
A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally
HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?
An individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the "shadows". Commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for sexy time by said led on males they often respond with "I can't, I'm not like that, I don't do that" resulting in a confused, blue balled male.
Fratboy 1: Bro totally thought I was getting laid this weekend!
Fratboy 2: No way bromigo, what happened?
Fratboy 1: She totally wanted the D but turned out she was just a "shadow whore".
Fratboy 2: Ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue...
When a book or movie makes it super obvious that two people will become romantically involved, and the relationship will take over the entire plot.
(From the Hunger Games)
Person 1: Are you Team Gale or Team Peeta?
Person 2: People are dead. Stop whore-shadowing.
The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.
That shadow jumper messaged me again last night.
It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.
I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!