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Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.
Occupational Health and Safety
When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....
To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.
'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'
'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'
Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.
Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
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From the movie "Black Hawk Down",The character Hoot (played by Eric Bana) is on base at the cafeteria when the Ranger commanding officer Captain Steele points out to Hoot that, whether an undisciplined Delta Operator or not, his M4 carbine should be safeties-on in the barracks. Hoot replies, "This is my safety", and bends his index finger. Used commonly by airsofters, paintballers and military enthusiasts alike.
Dude, don't point that thing at me.
Don't worry, I got my Eric Bana safety on.
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Code for slacking
For when people are standing around with there hands in there pockets, cause when your not doing anything with your hands in your pockets you cant hurt yourself.
What are those guys doing over there? there having a safety meeting.
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"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."
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The public safety unit took care of the street kids.