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After jizzing on the woman's chest, you pour pecans on top of the jizz, thus creating a naughty treat for yourself or a third person.
Pecan Sandies cookie
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What happens to the penis during beach sex.
(This hurts the female a lot do to the granuals of sand)
"I fucked that bitch on the beach with my sandy wang."
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a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis
She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.
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When your fucking a women on the beach. Then you take your dong out get it wet, preferably in her juicy vagina, then dip your dong in the sand. Then ram your COCK back in her juicy vagg. Now listen for the screams of horror.......or pleasure?
Guy 1: Wanna go the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah lets get some whores.
Guy 1: Man we can give them a Sandy Entrance!
Guy 2: I CAN'T WAIT!
Guy 1 : Sounds Kinky!
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When you are having sex with your 13 year-old girlfriend and she queefs and farts simultaneously.
Guy 1: Oh man.
Guy 2: What's wrong broheim?
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I pulled a fat sandy last night.
Guy 2: Gnarly!
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1. region of New Jersey
2. A dirty move a stripper does by taking a handful of sand and inserting it into her vagina in a hooking motion.
My favorite stripper down at the club is Candy because she sandy hooks herself.
Why are you so bitchy today? Did your Sandy hook get stuck?
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a place n the suburbs of philly where there are 90% jews. all teh kids go to camp for the summer and all the catholic kids go to the jersey shore. where all teh guys stop going for the girls in tehre school cuz tehre ugly and annoying. where everyone says they will not smoke weed or drink in high school and than get there and love weed and booze. where there are cliques everywere. were there are the popular boys, the kids that think tehre popular the stonres the speds and the nigs. the popular girls the girls that hang out wtih younger girls and the nigs. where you hear fuck, balls, cock, faggot, bitch ro ass in every sentence
dude lets go to sandy run and smoke some weed. na man i am gonna stay off that shit for a while
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