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One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.
look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.
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A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants
Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!
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when a person takes their hand, dunks it in lighter fluid (or any other flammable liquid), and then lights their hand on fire. Then they proceed give someone a handjob.
hey dude it hurts to pee.
oh my god! do u have an std?
no i got a Cajun sausage last night
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Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.
Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?
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The male art of masturbating
Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.
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someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage
hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker
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Someone who sinks thier sausage (penis) in another mans asshole.
Fuck sake, John is such a sausage sinker!
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