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The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!
To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.
OR
(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
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Name for "Guns N' Roses" meant to degrade them for being a bunch of hair metal faggots.
See "Buttley Screw" (Motley Crue)
See also "Bon Jovi Butt Jammer"
Hey it's Mtv's "Ass-banger's Ball"
pffft....bunch of Iron Maidens!!
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This is when you tuck your scrotum into your body to resemble the anatomy of a vagina. This has the tendency to be mixed up with what Buffalo Bill performed in Silence of the Lambs. Bill simply tucked his penis and balls between his legs.
"Herbert gave himself a scrotum dream symbol so he can fool heterosexual men into believing that he has a vagina."
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When someone is tied to a bed on all limbs and the balls are removed from the scrotum, then the scrotum is sliced into 5 slices. Then the slices are forced down the throat of the tied down person.
You make me so mad that I will perform the Nazi Scrotum Pizza on you.
A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
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used to describe a guy who is excessively on steroids.
An athlete who has obviously taken juice.
small bag A bodybuilder on steroids or juice. Could be used amongst fellow steroid / juice users who know each other is on the stuff.
Scott: "Hey, sesame seed scrotum, where is my Dianabol?"
Max: "I didn't use the D-bol, I took the fucking Winni you bonesmoker!"
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