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semi colon tattoo

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.

"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"

by chaz :l July 11, 2021

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Fully semi-automatic

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words

Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 6, 2018

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Fully Semi-Automatic

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.

MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

by F-15E Strike Eagle June 25, 2022


Semi-lesbian

A woman who is lesbian but with attraction to only males.

"Is she lesbian? No, just a semi-lesbian."

by Rota Verdank May 15, 2021

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semi-suicide shot

A variation of cheap tequila shot that represents the light version of suicide shot. Basically you snort the salt and then drink the tequila. At the end you eat the lime. The cheap taste of tequila and lime will make you forget about the salt.

Did that guy just did a semi-suicide shot? He's such a badass, I bet he gets lots of pussy.

by BlackfyreOne July 3, 2017


semi-productive procrastination

(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate

Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.

Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.

kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."

parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."

by LivingIt September 21, 2010

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Demi-semi

Any twitch of the penis that is brought about by thoughts of Demi-God

When i thought about demi god the other night, I totally felt a twitch in my trousers. That demigod gave me a total demi-semi

by bsmsfunnelmaster May 21, 2009

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