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September 1st
The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.
Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)
(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL
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National Eat Another Person’s Food Day
Bob: WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FOOD JEFF?!
Jeff: It’s September 27th bro
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If your birthday is on 5 september your very lucky and pretty and beautiful and yes so yeah i could write a whole book about it👽
‘’Omg isnt her birthday on 5 september?’’
‘’Yea she is so lucky ommmgg’’
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A really good and nice person was born on this day and I am so thankful for them, they will do loads to make the world a better place:)
1.September 3rd is the day they were born
2.OMG really but that day is usually unlucky
1.I know but they are amazing
2.True
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The sexiest and nicest people were born on this they are so sweet and soooo hot
Did you know her birthday is on September 23rd she is so hot
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Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
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Hey you know what September 1 is?
Yay grab ass day
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