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That children's book where people die.
My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!
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What started out as an amazing survival horror game, in which you played as Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine in order to try to escape a zombie filled mansion. The series got even more awesome with the release of Resident Evil 2, which starred Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield; you must control these two in order to escape Raccoon City and save Sherry Birkin. The Series got a little worse upon the release of Resident Evil 3, but at least this game stuck to the normal camera views and had actual fucking zombies in it. Now we're getting into some shit with Resident Evil 4, because while this game was fun and still is fun to this day, it is a major disgrace to the series. Resident Evil 5 is just another generic action shooter... nuff said. and last but not least the shittiest of them all... Resident Evil 6... This game is an action shooter to say the least.. With no puzzles, no scares, and what irritates me the most is no stand still shooting.. (like 1-5) Resident Evil has had it's fair share of shit spin offs and its fair share of good ones, so i'm not even gonna get into that.
Also there are some pretty shitty movies out. These do not include Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, or any of the animated movies.
Resident Evil Series in a Nutshell
Douche Dick: Hey wanna go play Resident Evil 6, it'll be fun we can solve all the puzzles and get really scared.
Fred: Fuck no, and fuck you... I'll play Resident Evil 2.
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New console from Microsoft coming on November 10 2020. Microsoft is trying its hardest to recover from the shit Xbox 1 and is about to crap on the ps5. It is going to take a shit on top of the ps5 because all the ps5 has are exclusives.
Person 1 i got a ps5
person 2 how many chromosomes do you have
person 1 more than you hehe
person 2 this is why the xbox series x is going to shit on the ps5
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bobs on lasanga which ever will it be, sit the heck down b series im here to spell the real pe
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World Series 2016 is the 113th World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians, which contains INSANE mood swings and CRAZY thoughts given to both, Indians and Cubs fans. Game 4 of the series is the game when the Indians STOMPED the cubs, but then in game 7, the Cubs got revenge and stomped them in the series, and stopped the longest drought in baseball; which lasted 108 years.
Johnny - "So Bryan, you are a Cubs fan, right?"
Bryan - "Hell Yes!"
Johnny - "How did you feel during this World Series 2016?
Bryan - "That World Series took a shit on my face that was filled with SOOO much emotions that I've never felt before."
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Originating from the BMW 2002, the 3 series has set the standard for sports sedan category, and remains to be an excellent machine today. Many other companies have made cars that can compete, but BMW still provides the best driving experience hands down, and regularly wins in comparisons against the competition. Although near the entry level for BMW, a stripped 335 convertible will be at least $50,000. Also known for being hated on by those who cannot afford it, similar to most other expensive foreign cars. But, as an owner, I would highly recommend this car to everyone, as its quite fast, gets amazing gas mileage, and in 5 years of ownership, I have yet to do anything besides routine maintenance.
Hater: "Wow, you have a BMW, you must be a total asshole!"
BMW Driver: "Don't be angry because your car is a pile - rather, you should judge people on their personality, rather than superficial traits or items"
Hater: "Dick!"
BMW Driver: "Ah, well, its not my fault you're an idiot"
Person 1: "I've been looking at the BMW 3 series - i've heard that they're an amazing car"
BMW Driver: "Yeah, they look amazing, drive great, get amazing gas mileage, and have an amazing maintenance plan - BMW will play for anything for the first four years"
Person 1: "Damn, that sure beats my American POS thats been to the shop five times in the first year of ownership, is ugly, and gets terrible mileage"
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He Is A DJ That No One Has Ever Heard Of.
DJ Platinum Series Has A Myspace Page.
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