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When a man's penis is visible through his clothing - defined specifically by a shadow of the glans (head) but also the shaft. Usually most visible when wearing grey sweatpants commando or with loose underwear. But can also be spotted when wearing just tighty whities or just tight boxers (too tight and everything gets squashed together and the shadow becomes a smooth bulge). Sometimes visible in swimwear but often there's too much bagginess going on to see any definition.
Why it's important: It's an arousing reminder of what's down there. Quite like when a woman's nipples are visible through her top.
When you double take an unattractive guy as he walks passed and you have to explain: "I don't actually think he's hot... he just had really good penis shadow."
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A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally
HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?
when a man hovers around women like he's their shadow.Often times thay are perverts and are horny, but they don't make actual moves they just stand there and follow.
person 1: hey let's get something to eat
person 2: dude we can't our buddy is chick shadowing over there
A homeless person that lurks in the shadows, normally in alleyways, and appears seemingly out of nowhere to ask for change or other items.
Shadow Bums can appear day or night, but mainly strike when you think the area is free of homeless.
"I checked around for bums and everything. I thought the area was clear, but then out popped a shadow bum from behind the building and he asked me for a cigarette!"
Similar to the condition of 5 O'Clock Shadow in men, Thursday Shadow describes the built up growth of peach fuzz on the face of a pubescent boy who shaves once a week.
Man, I really need to shave.
Yeah dude, you got a bad case of thursday shadow.
When someone dextrously or magically uses the fingers of both hands and a lit candle in a dark room to form the silhouette of Donald J. Trump, as a metaphor to expose the unethical or shady acts of the ex-president behind the scenes.
The registration for the Trump Shadow Contest, scheduled to be held this Christmas, is now open to all, regardless of their faith or political affiliation.
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An individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the "shadows". Commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for sexy time by said led on males they often respond with "I can't, I'm not like that, I don't do that" resulting in a confused, blue balled male.
Fratboy 1: Bro totally thought I was getting laid this weekend!
Fratboy 2: No way bromigo, what happened?
Fratboy 1: She totally wanted the D but turned out she was just a "shadow whore".
Fratboy 2: Ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue...