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When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...
Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.
Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.
Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.
Lets win the game cunt.
Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.
Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.