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That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.
FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.
FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."
FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."
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A shart is when you play Russian Roulette with your butthole and you get the bullet.
Guy 1: "Dude, what happened to Dave? How did he die?"
Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."
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Taking a shit and farting at the same time.
Hoping to take a quiet shit but a fart echoes in the bowl, causing everyone in the public bathroom to know you just sharted.
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A shart is when you relax for a fart but accedentily what your pants.
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When u shit and fart simultaneously. Normally when u have explosive diarreagh.
Past tense: shared
Alex screamed, "Oh no! I just sharted in my pants!"
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When u shit and fart simultaneously. Normally when u have explosive diarreagh.
Past tense: shared
Alex screamed, "Oh no! I just sharted in my pants!"
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A streak of crap in your pants and/or pants
Dang, I just sharted in my pants!
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