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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020


shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023


Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024


Race-shielding

Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"

"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."

by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022


AA shield

An overlapping field of fire set up for multiple anti air units to support each other.

We have to set up an AA shield from the East side of the map to the West side.

by CrashArtemis January 26, 2017


Blame Shield

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.

This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.

Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.

by Other_Person June 18, 2020


Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon


by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009