hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.

Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.

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shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

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suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

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skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

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shift tins

Excessive drinking, drinking a lot of beer in a sitting

Bloody hell that bloke can shift tins!

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tweaker shift

When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.

Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.

I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.

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Doug shift

A person who leave work hours early.

You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.

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