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A dick that's already big, even before erection.
SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."
"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face
Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.
Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!
Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?