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shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 10, 2016


Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

by quarterlife3 January 30, 2017


Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 11, 2009


Gayby Shower

An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.

The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.

by N8Mags February 20, 2013


Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021


shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.

Hey look! There's a shower master.

by humza freakin choudhary March 10, 2014


Eco Shower

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.

Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!

by The Real Finkle January 23, 2012