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A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.
"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"
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shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips
That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.
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A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.
Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!
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the most beautiful thing to ever exist.
hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
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While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy
Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"
Shrek hentai is when it’s anime shrek butt naked getting sexed on by another shrek
Dude did you like that shrek hentai I sent you? (Other guy) Yea dude!!! I unloaded about 67 Gallons of semen