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don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers May 16, 2011


Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.

Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man

by simonbelferlover October 6, 2022


wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey thereโ€™s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021


Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008

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Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

by Team KC January 10, 2009

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Silly Simon

A slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, as a phonetic pronunciation of "psilocybin," the psychoactive substance that makes these mushrooms hallucinogenic. It is commonly used on Shakedown Street to avoid detection by the cops.

Hey? Anybody seen Silly Simon?

by Toust April 29, 2010

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Simon Belmont

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!

Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!

by Pitt the Younger December 5, 2007

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