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the solution to all of life's problems.
Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."
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A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
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A band from Quebec, Canada. Lots of people give this band shit when in fact, they are writing lyrics from other people's point of view. They aren't complaining about their 'daddies rejecting them' So, it's a bad thing now that we have a band that isn't selfish I guess?
George:Have you heard of Simple Plan
Tammi:Yeah, they suck! They bitch and complain about their daddies giving them a hard life!
George:... *facepalm*
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Wow. You people really have NO lives if the only thing you can do is bash on bands. SO what if you dont like them. Other people do. And you say they wine about their horrible lives "all the time"? Two songs out of over 30. Wow. That is just WAY too much. Anyway. I don't care if other people don't like Simple Plan (Which is my second favorite band), but it is just plain mean to talk trash about them. And do you even know what they went through in their lives? Have you met them? DOUBT IT. If you guys hate them soo much, then why do you guys know their song? Seriously don't be such a fucking hypocrite. Obviously enough people like them or else they wouldn't be around anymore. And they have to have talent or else they wouldn't have gotten a record deal. SO stfu.
ME: So what's up?
Stupid Kid: Oh, nothing just listening to Simple plan, who I hate and bashing bands like them and Good Charlotte on Urban Dictionary.
Me: *walks over, shoves kid out of their chair, walks out of room*
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A French Canadian pop punk band based in Montréal, Québec. They have released three studio albums. A lot of people criticize them for whining about how fucking their life is. I don't think they do that. They just try to give neglected people hope that's all.
The only reason why they are hated is that one so called ''cool guy'' hates them for some reason or the other and the rest of the people follow them. They are a great band with great songs and 'clear' voice. You can understand what they are actually saying without checking the lyrics! That is also a reason for them to be hated.
Guy 1,''Whatcha doing mate?!''
Guy 2,'' Listening to Simple Plan's Welcome To My Life.''
Guy 1,'' That's a piece of shit! They always whine how horrible their life is!''
Guy2,''Fuck off man, what do you know?''
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Simple Plan is a Canadian pop-punk rock band. The band has recently achieved widespread popularity despite receiving little appreciation from critics who claim they are posers with no creativity, talent, musicianship, or depth. Simple Plan claims that they are just doing what they love and will never stop. On their second album 'Still Not Getting Any...' the track "Shut Up" is a response to critics.
The band:
Pierre Bouvier — vocals
Chuck Comeau — drums
David Desrosiers — bass and background vocals
Sebastien (Seb) Lefebvre — guitar and background vocals
Jeff Stinco — lead guitar
Simple Plan came about in stages that began with the founding of Reset, a Canadian punk band, by high-school friends Pierre Bouvier and Charles Comeau at the age of thirteen. Reset toured around Canada with bands such as MxPx, Ten Foot Pole, and Face to Face, but only ever gained mild popularity. The debut album was released in 1997. Comeau soon left to go to college, but two years later he hooked up with Jeff Stinco and Sebastien Lefebvre, and again started making music. It was coincidence that brought Comeau and Bouvier back together at a Sugar Ray concert in late 1999, and Bouvier soon left Reset and joined his old friends. David Desrosiers replaced Bouvier in Reset, but when asked to join the foursome, he too left the band and joined the four friends. Simple Plan was born.
Role Model Clothing, the label that Bouvier and Comeau are often seen sporting, was actually formed before Simple Plan by Comeau, Bouvier, and their friend Patrick Langlois, who is now responsible for merchandising and the web, as well as being videographer for the band. Langlois and Lefebvre also have their own side project, a label called Man of the Hour, which is just starting out.
Pierre Bouvier also appears as the host of Damage Control, MTV's new reality television series.
albums:
'No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls'(2002)
'Still Not Getting Any...' (2004)
Simple Plan perform the theme song for the show "Whats New Scooby Doo".
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The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
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