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Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags
The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
(Poor man) u look like a sir niggalus the 3rd
(Rich man) I am thank you very much
Sir Richard Veisaid, born Colin Emm, was the original host of Family Feud who used the stage name "Richard Dawson." He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in his native country of England in the 1970s for his work on the American game show Match Game. His parents legally changed the family name to Veisaid when Dawson was a child, and opted to change Colin's first name to Richard.
"Name an animal with three letters in its name, you said "alligator." I, SIR VEISAID!"
"Did you know that Richard Dawson's real name is Sir Richard Veisaid?"
One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.
A freak of nature.
He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.
Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album
Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!
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A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.
Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.
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One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
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