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an EDIETS situation is a way of saying your life is so boring and bland that you feel every day is exactly the same, living in an EDIETS situation usually also means having a shallow existance and feeling like you don't have a voice anymore, EDIETS stands not for eDiets.com but rather "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" and is named after the NIN song of same name.
A: "Dude I feel like I'm having an EDIETS Situation right now"
B: "Oh, yeah I feel ya man"
Regarding the situation in horror content where the antagonist is only walking towards the victim when they're not looking at them, sort of like a Boo from the Super Mario series where looking at them causes them to become idle
bro 1: "bro, so you see him inching towards him"
bro 2: "yeah bro its like a boo situation, he keeps moving when hes not looking"
A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.
In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"
A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.
“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.
A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.
“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.
Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row
Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.