Iron Slide

A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.

I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!

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Slide Show

A list of attractive women that you will think about later, while whalin' one out

"Dude, 4 O'clock, Girl in the Hot Pants... Slide Show"

"Jessica Alba ... She's totally in the Slide Show"

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Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

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Next Slide

An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."

Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."

Jubi slide

A dance that appears to be sideways moon walking

You want to jubi slide race?

mexican slide

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.

Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.

Bag Slide

The art of accumulating all of the remaining chip crumbs in the corner of the chip bag and then angling the bag so that the crumbs slide effortlessly into your mouth.

Damn, there are a ton of crumbs left. I need to bag slide this shit.