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A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.
I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!
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A list of attractive women that you will think about later, while whalin' one out
"Dude, 4 O'clock, Girl in the Hot Pants... Slide Show"
"Jessica Alba ... She's totally in the Slide Show"
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Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.
I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.
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An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."
Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."
A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.
Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...
When a redhead (ginger) runs down a hallway and jumps on his stomach and slides
Did you see Caleb do a Ginger Slide that looks fun.
To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.
I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.