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Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.
The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls
The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure
In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.
Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.
When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.
Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.
to be called a:
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.
One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.
Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
Matt knew he didn't have any money. He asks his friend for 5 dollars and then goes on to tell his friend how he is going to his aunts tomorrow to cut her grass with her new 2000 dollar lawnmower with a sound system on it and awesome 10" chrome rims on it. His aunt lives in like a million dollar house on almost 3 acres of land in another city. So after that I should have money to pay you back. His friend (the lender) is completely aware that he doesn't have an aunt in another city and calls Matt a slippery nip.
A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.
Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.
An awesome scout ranch near Tishomingo, Oklahoma that helps younger scouts (or venturers) gain badges quickly and efficiently and is also much fun to staff. Started letting Venture crews camp there in 2010. And no Scouting is NOT gay.
Cub Scout1: Hey what are you doing this summer?
Cub Scout2: Well first I'm heading to Slippery Falls with the den for week 2... then I'm going on a bunch of camp outs and other stuff.
Cub Scout1: No way! I wish I could go to Slipp this year