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When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
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The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.
In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.
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The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.
- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.
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to have a severe case of the runs
"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."
When two bronies have sexual intercourse while they smear themselves in each other's fecal matter.
"Though it is not common, at some brony conventions people like to partake in sloppy stables."
I shoved that whole sloppy chick down my throat.
That sloppy chick was knarly bro.
When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around
Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!