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The color of Jared Leto's hair.
It's not blue, its Smurf Berry.
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1- Blue balls
2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
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Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
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The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
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An object or person of significant aesthetic appeal.
Sometimes typed as "smurfbox" or "smurf-box".
"That girl is total smurf box."
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(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.
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beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage
or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy
i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy
look out smurf in the hole
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