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fluffy or normal socks you keep on your pillow / in your bed so when your feet get cold in the middle of the night you don’t have to get up
“dude my feet are cold”
“don’t you have pillow socks?”
“they’re dirty”
The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks
*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'
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A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.
We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock
Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding
“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”
“K”
The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak
Did you seriously pee sock it?
Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got
A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.