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An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.
Guy, I totally did a Spanish Turnstyle with her. It was so good I wept.
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when someone inhales the smoke of a menthol newport cigarette through their butthole then exhales it through a fart while someone else inhales the just released smoke from the other persons butt
jim wanted me to do a spanish shotgun after he did a spanish inhale
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"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
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Where one dresses up as a bull and the other take the bull horn inside whichever hole they want.
Fred got Spanish fucked last night and he is in the hospital. James went so hard he ripped his ass hole in half.
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Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.
I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.
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A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.
My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.
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Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.
Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!
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