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Squid Beak

an anus, usually a man's, that has been used for sex so frequentally that the rectum actually begins to fall out itself....resembling an angry squid.

"after that train we ran on Jim, his bum is starting to resemble a squid beak."

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, but it involves your squid beak."

by jbizzles December 8, 2009

26πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!

Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!

by yeahimokwut March 1, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Squid Game

A Netflix original show that is a survival horror show.

Man 1:Have you seen Squid Game lately?
Man 2:No, I am not a fucking degenerate.

by Bbc 2244 October 15, 2021

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Squid Game

A Popular Korean Netflix show that has contestants compete in childhood games to win a large cash prize, but failure or refusal to complete the game leads to (elimination) death.

I’m in so much debt and this current world we’re living in is doomed so I might as well try my luck at squid game

by The Front Man September 30, 2021

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


street squid

Slang for inexperienced motorcycle riders. They begin the riding season but end up splattered on the concrete, like a street squid, before the end of the season.

The idiot on the loud Harley zipped in and out of traffic, oblivious to speed limits and space constraints. Jimmy watched and thought, yep there goes another street squid.

by MsLi July 1, 2011

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Squid Loins

A strange fellow named Kevin who eats meth for breakfast, and shits out cocaine rocks. They also have a weird obsession with the shittiest bush known to man.

"Man squid loins is back on that smack."

by Frenchtoastbagels January 22, 2020