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What you call a slut, whore, prostitute, bimbo, or anyone who loves to fuck carelessly. Reason being is because "too many nuts been down there."
(Friend A) That girl's a slut, she fucks everybody on campus.
(Friend B) So she has squirrel flu?
(Friend A) ...Squirrel flu?
(Friend B) Yeah, squirrel flu. Wanna know why? Too many nuts been down there.
(Both) lmao
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A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).
It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."
Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
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Function: Interjection
Plural form: N/A
Origin: Derived from DJ SQUIRREL REMIX, an 8 year old boy who enjoys dancing like Lil Bow Wow.
1: An interjection used to acknowledge a witty and/or clever comment; usually accompanied by a squirrel-like movement of brushing dirt off each shoulder
2: Similar to "Oh snap!"
A: God, that chick gets fatter and uglier every time I see her.
B: I totally want to donkeypunch that bitch!
A: Ohohohoo dj squirrel!!
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Like in 'Basic Instinct' when Sharon Stone exposes her 'squirrel' in public and you happen to see it.
I was in yoga last night and the chick in front of me was wearing short shorts and total gave me a squirrel shot during downward dog.
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A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
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Squirrel World is a telling metaphor or pet name for the lovely squirrel-filled city of Ann Arbor, Michigan. The term was first coined by Jay Borchert, a PhD student in Sociology at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor after he moved from the squirrel-free world of Chicago to squirrel world to begin his graduate work. When in Ann Arbor, you'll be sure to see people feeding squirrels, squirrels crossing the street, squirrels wandering up to people as if to ask "what's up" and the fattest most well-fed squirrels in the U.S.
For example, I went to Merida, Mexico for vacation which is "iguana world" and then returned to squirrel world, granola, and academic life.
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An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.
"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
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