Much like a cleveland steamer, but performed by the roadside in a jungle of plastic plants.
This minivan cut me off the other day, so I had no other choice but to pull over, drag the driver out and lay a bramalea steamer on her in some fine faux foliage!
A literary euphemism for one’s bunghole when actively dropping deuce.
Dude those jalapeño poppers from last night had steamer lane on fire this morning.
When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.
-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.
-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.
Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North
"Steve pooped on my face last night"
"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
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A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.
Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.
When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.
Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"
Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"